home. puking in laundry basket.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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