Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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