Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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