windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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