I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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