he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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