a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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