i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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