I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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