My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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