We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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