That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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