Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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