She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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