I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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