She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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