do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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