I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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