i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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