i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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