Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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