just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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