i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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