Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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