My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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