i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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