I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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