Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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