omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I looked at my own cervix.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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