return my video game
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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