so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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