I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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