Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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