Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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