can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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