Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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