508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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