Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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