The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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