That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
