just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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