yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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