it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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