Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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