That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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