Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Less talking, more tequila
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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