I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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