I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize