Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
i am craving dick and cupcakes
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
