My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
