I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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