ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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