those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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