But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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